37: Number of minutes spent on commute to work 1 : Number of sharp objects encountered in carpark 13: Number of staples currently holding together trousers
In my experience, if you staple it in the same place from both sides, it will hold for a few hours until you can get to a needle and thread. Or a woman.
See, you'd think that that would work, wouldn't you? Except that: 1) My ineptitude with a stapler exceeds my ineptitude at accuraet tpuhc typign. 2) The damage is in a high-stress area 3) I have a tendency to put my hands in my pockets if not otherwise occupied.
I never can get to a woman when I need to, either.
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Note to self:Staples not adequate trouser repair tool. Even short-term.
In my experience, if you staple it in the same place from both sides, it will hold for a few hours until you can get to a needle and thread. Or a woman.
See, you'd think that that would work, wouldn't you? Except that:
1) My ineptitude with a stapler exceeds my ineptitude at accuraet tpuhc typign.
2) The damage is in a high-stress area
3) I have a tendency to put my hands in my pockets if not otherwise occupied.
I never can get to a woman when I need to, either.
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